Forget everythingyou know about coloring.
You just needed betterfucking pictures.
Every volume: 30 original coloring pages.
30 original pagesVolume One · 30 original coloring pages
The one that started it all. Hippo astronauts in cracked helmets, a one-eyed tentacle alien screaming into the void, a chameleon casually walking off with the Mona Lisa, a graffiti T-Rex tagging a wall in a denim vest, and a toad achieving total enlightenment on a lily pad under a spiral galaxy. Thirty pages of interstellar nonsense drawn with far more detail than any of it deserves.
30 original pagesVolume Two · 30 original coloring pages
A woodland that went completely off the rails. Ancient tree spirits with a third eye. A snail hauling a whole house on its back. Mushrooms that drip, blink and bite. Somewhere in there a beaver crew is sledding a hollow log down a mountain and a bear is reading a map next to an out-of-order portal. Thirty pages of dense, spore-soaked linework that gets stranger the longer you look at it.
30 original pagesVolume Three · 30 original coloring pages
The classical world, rendered with zero restraint. Poseidon mid-tantrum in a wall of water. Hades sitting on a throne of skulls while Cerberus glares at you from three separate angles. A colossal helmeted skull reaching down into a battlefield of extremely small soldiers. Thirty pages of ancient chaos that your high school mythology unit did not prepare you for.
30 original pagesVolume Four · 30 original coloring pages
Somewhere between a city planning department and a fever dream, Monster Metropolis is thirty pages of urban infrastructure that has been thoroughly, irreversibly ruined by monsters. Kaiju chained to the harbor. A one-eyed angler thing living in the storm drain. A lizard doing weathervane duty on top of city hall. Every page is stuffed edge to edge with brick, rivets, teeth, tentacles and small confused pedestrians.
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Interior pages, uncolored
Funny, psychedelic, weird, creepy, epic, surreal — often on the same page. Click any of them. Go full screen. Count the eyes.
Warning: you may forget you have shit to doNo mandalas. No succulents. No inspirational script fonts telling you to breathe.
We draw bizarre creatures, psychedelic cities, angry gods and things with far too many limbs — then cram the linework corner to corner until a single page can eat an entire evening.
Not just a coloring book.
A fucking experience.
Best enjoyed in altered states.
The Highly Recommended Rescue Initiative
You're gonna buy the damncoloring book anyway. Might aswell help a dog while you're at it.
A lot of our creativity happens at home, surrounded by our dogs. We don't exactly need a packed room full of people to feel inspired. Give us some music, a blank page, and a couple of dogs hanging around, and we're pretty damn happy.
Dogs are our favorite people.
But not every dog gets to live like a tiny, unemployed celebrity. Not every dog has six nap spots, a snack budget, and a human willing to retrieve the same fucking ball from under the couch 17 times a day.
That's why the Highly Recommended Rescue Initiative gives $5 from every book sold to a dog rescue or shelter in an area with a high euthanasia rate.
They're a huge part of what inspires us — and our favorite coworkers — so it only felt right to give some of that back.
Because every day, hundreds of dogs in shelters across the U.S. are euthanized through no fault of their own. They didn't choose to be abandoned. They didn't choose to be surrendered. And they sure as hell didn't choose how much time they had left.
They just need someone to give a shit.
And we do.
Four volumes. 30 original coloring pages in every single one. Instant digital download.
